10. Heavy Metal (1981)Directed by Gerald Potterton
Lick my love pump!As an exercise in nakedly exploiting the sweaty peccadilloes
of the teenage male, ‘
Heavy Metal' would appear at first glance to be a sure-fire winner:
an adaptation of stories stripped from the pages of ultraviolent French
sex-comic, Métal Hurlant, with a slew of churning metal anthems booming over the top. It's
everything an adolescent boy could wish for, non?
Sadly, it's not the breast-filled
bloodbath of orgiastic carnage set to the savage cacophony of Iron Maiden and
Sabbath that one remembers. What we're in fact offered is a jarringly discontinuous parade of badly drawn
cockamamie featuring heavy-set, matronly women riding tigers to the strains of
art-rock also-rans Devo covering ‘Working in a Goldmine’ or Stevie Nicks
bleating away over an inscrutable snippet of hamstrung space opera. At the
time though, it was boss!
ALD
Watch a blast of ‘Heavy Metal’
Read the Time Out review of 'Heavy Metal'
9. Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs (2009)Directed by Phil Lord
This time, the food fights back…Too soon? Perhaps, but we’re convinced that this maddeningly
ingenious and wildly original smart kids’ adventure will one day take its
rightful place in the animated pantheon. In time-honoured cartoon fashion,
‘Cloudy… ’ takes a simple idea – scientist creates machine that turns water into
food – and milks it for all its worth: you want spaghetti tornadoes? Ice-cream
snowfalls? Palaces made of jelly? Killer Gummi-Bears? ‘Cloudy… ’ has it all.
But perhaps the film’s most notable characteristic is it’s
absolute refusal to fall prey to this century’s most annoying cartoon bugbear:
cultural referencing. From the industry in-jokes of ‘Shrek’ to
the soul-searching self-help psychology of the ‘Ice Age’ movies, animators seem
to have forgotten how to make movies for kids without patronising their
parents. ‘Cloudy… ’ gets the balance just right, with a winning parade of witty
asides, outrageous sight gags and beautifully judged character moments.
THWatch the great Bruce Campbell introducing the movie
Read the Time Out review of 'Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs'
8. Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)Directed by Hironobu Sakaguchi
All fur coat, no knickersWith its impenetrable plot, lazy voice casting and dialogue
that sounds as if it’s been mangled through an online interpreter, there’s
little to be said for the narrative elements of this CGI spin-off of
the enduring computer game franchise. But turn the sound down and slap some
mellow beats into the CD player – we suggest Slowdive or mid-period Simple
Minds – and you’ve got yourself some serious ambient eye candy. Full-tilt gun
battles, ethereal aliens and stately space action fills every frame, and with
the sound off you have the added bonus of having to invent your own plot,
which will almost certainly be more cogent than the one the filmmakers came up with.
ALDWatch the trailer that promised so much…
Read the Time Out review of 'Final Fantasy'
7. Sleeping Beauty (1959)Directed by Clyde Geronimi
Disney meets Nick Cave.Everything about ‘
Sleeping Beauty’ is huge and grand, from
its wildly kinky villain and wonderful score to the sweeping, colourful animation. The
only quibble is that they are all put to the service of a story that doesn’t
really actually get round to going anywhere. It might well have its roots firmly set in the
elemental undertow of classic fairy tale, but any such tale needs to be adapted for its
age, and while the basic premise is sound as a pound, there’s hardly enough
going on in this Disney adaptation to get it over the finishing line. The
design and animation remain a marvel, but the vague miasma of nightmares past
that drip from every frame – added to the torpid plot – has dated the film
rather badly.
ALD
Watch the Disney Princess legacy…
Read the Time Out review of 'Sleeping Beauty'
6. PaprikaDirected by Satoshi Kon
Brain-bending pop-cultural noir from the pulp MiyazakiPushing through the fourth wall and throttling your brain
into submission, '
Paprika' posits the notion that the psyche unbound would be the
most destructive force on earth as a therapeutic invention for making dreams
come to life falls into the wrong hands. The scenario is home to an array of
brash set-pieces which take place in both modern-day Japan and the noirish inner world of one police
detective’s mind. They usually consist of a fantastical parade of childhood icons and Freudian nightmares that edge ever
closer to the real world. It’s a playful, complex psychological disaster movie with dark sexual
undertones that happens to have been animated in the eye-scorching style of early-morning kids' TV fodder.
PF
Watch the unhinged mind-parade
Read the Time Out review of 'Paprika'
5. Transformers – The Movie (1986)Directed by Nelson Shin
In space no-one can hear you, StarscreamThe final film role of Scatman Crothers….and, yes, Orson Welles
also snaffled up a madballs array of vocal talent that takes in Eric Idle,
Casey Kasem and Leonard Nimoy for an adventure that somewhat desperately
announced itself to be ‘Beyond Good. Beyond Evil. Beyond Your Wildest
Imagination.’ Despite being loud, muddled and cheesy, it’s still a wonder that
it failed to pull in audiences. But for those who did manage to mither their
parents into taking them along, it was event cinema of Death Star proportions
and the very zenith of the animator’s art.
ALDWatch the trailer to ‘Transformers’ Read the Time Out review of 'Transformers – The Movie'
4. Waking Life (2001) / A Scanner Darkly (2006)Directed by Richard Linklater
I think the technical term is ‘talky’?Definitive take-‘em-or-leave-‘em entries, Richard Linklater’s
pioneering philosophical doodle ‘Waking Life’ is known best as the film that
brought the term Rotoscoping to the unwashed masses. In basic terms, it’s a
process that involves animating live footage which gives the actions and
movements a realist sheen, but also allows lots of room for
experimentation when it comes to size, colour and context. The
resultant film was essentially an animated version of the director’s meandering debut,
‘Slacker’, which pieced together a selection of tortuous conversations and
monologues and threw a brilliant tango soundtrack over the top. ‘A Scanner
Darkly’ saw a more refined and fluid use of the technique, this time roping in a
host of A-listers (Keanu Reeves, Robert Downey Jr, Winona Ryder) to act out a
Philip K Dick story about a mind-expanding drug that is sweeping the nation and
the newly developed government software that allows one to enter the mind of
another. While neither quite managed to attain the much-sought-after status of ‘mind-blowing’,
they sure were real purty.
DJWatch a typical scene from the film here
Read the Time Out review of 'Waking Life' here
Read the Time Out review of 'Through a Scanner Darkly' here
3. Happy Feet (2006)Directed by George Miller
It’s ‘March of the Penguins’ with tap.Hard to believe the director responsible for the
post-apocalyptic ‘Mad Max’ trio could have turned his hand to something as
schmaltzy as an animated coming-of-age musical starring a dancing penguin. But mawkish moments aside, ‘
Happy Feet’ is a joyous little toe-tapping
extravaganza quite unlike any other animated film to date. Granted, the
production team didn’t have to worry about creating complex, interactive
backgrounds since the setting itself is a total whiteout, but the fluidity of
the characters and some of the set pieces are exquisitely rendered. What
impresses most, though, is the way the film switches, without warning, from a
cute song-and-dance comedy – with some classic tunes – to a dark, stark and
shocking ecology message about habitat destruction and animal incarceration.
The result is a children’s film that engages the full gamut of emotions. Miller
is currently working on follow-ups to both of his franchises: ‘
Happy Feet 2 in
3D’ and ‘Mad Max 4’. Hope they don’t muddle up the rushes in the editing suite.
DA See the penguins do Boogie Wonderland
Read the Time Out review of 'Happy Feet'
2. Fritz the Cat (1972)Directed by Ralph Bakshi
Who’s the cat that won't cop out when there’s danger all
about?A hippy redneck cat boppin’ and scattin’ his way across
Harlem in search of reefer, sex and shits ‘n’ giggles may seem perfectly
reasonable subject matter for an animated film these days. But in 1972, things
were a little different. Despite being unnecessarily crass in places and
occasionally – albeit unconvincingly – veering off toward the right wing,
Bakshi’s adaptation of cartoonist Robert Crumb’s feline funster comic strip made a mint at
both the regular box-office and on the bongo circuit. A rash of sequels
followed, including ‘The Nine Lives of
Fritz the Cat’, ‘Saigon Fritz’ and ‘Fritz's
Adventures in Boobland’, but none had the swagger or groove of the original.
ALDClick here for the trailerRead the Time Out review of 'Fritz the Cat'
1. FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992) Directed by Bill Kroyer
Charming kiddie flick for lentil-lovers everywhere.With the recent release of satellite imagery depicting the
continuing destruction of vast swathes of rainforest, this is a timely moment to
revisit Bill Kroyer’s 1992 eco-flavoured, fantasy fable about a fairy charged
with helping to protect her little pastel-coloured glade from the advancing
‘humans'. An unabashed dig at international
logging and the destruction it causes to both flora and fauna, Kroyer’s
ahead-of-its-time film wins no prizes for animation (despite a few inventive,
near-psychedelic sequences) and the music sucks big time. But its message was always
loud and clear – despite falling on deaf ears.
DA